Sources confirm a man in Dubai has been staring at bank statements for weeks. He has not blinked. He has not learned a single debit. Something is coming to bayani.ae.
Counting down to Q1 2027, the launch date in his own pitch deck. We read it. All 7 pages.
An epic in six panels. Based on true events. The events have been exaggerated. The jawline has not.
Issue #2: "The Trial Balance Strikes Back." Coming whenever he finishes Issue #1.
Bayani turns bank statements into audit-format financials, a corporate tax working, a VAT review and a valuation. You never touch a debit. Babo never has either, and look at him now.
No journals, no ledgers, no trauma. Upload plain figures and walk away like nothing happened.
PDF, Excel or CSV. WPS salaries, Ejari rent, DEWA, card settlements. It sorts them all. It has seen things.
Every statement line is checked against the running balance. Every joke on this page: checked unchecked.
Your business gets a health score. Babo's sleep schedule was invited and politely declined.
DCF, earnings multiples, net assets, and a fourth secret method Babo calls "vibes".
When things get serious, licensed accountants appear out of the shadows. Like Batman, but with a stamp.
Independent reviews from a diverse range of Babos.
Honestly the best product I've ever built. Also the only one I've reviewed. Ten out of ten, no notes.
I uploaded one bank statement and cried. Happy tears. Mostly. My accountant has stopped returning my calls.
He hasn't put me down since Q3. I've seen every bank statement in the UAE. Please send help.
His pitch deck says "[YOUR PRICE]". We filled it in for him. You're welcome, Babo.
Payable at any cafeteria. Babo also accepts paratha as a down payment.
Refills included. Flavor of the month: Double Apple Reconciliation.
One dirham per UAE company. Babo did this math himself, without a single debit.
No. This is the fan-made trailer. The real Bayani is coming soon, built by a man who is genuinely onto something. We're just saying it louder.
Someone who registered the domain before Babo did. Negotiations for its release are expected to be long, emotional, and paid in shisha.
He does now.
Bayani prepares the working. Babo prepares the confidence. A licensed professional does the actual filing. Teamwork.
It's just Babo. He signed up 400 times. Try again in Q1 2027.